Sleepwalking

I awoke today to find my stack of library books scattered all over my floor. I'm terribly sorry, David Sedaris, for disgracing you so. This made me very distraught so I jumped up and stacked them again and put them on my shelf. I then decided to just start getting ready for work since I was already up, so I began to make my bed. While making my bed, I found the library slips with the due date on them, ripped up into a million little pieces and all mixed up in my blankets and sheets.
Conclusion: I am insane.